1-year old's logic I

Leon points at biscuit and nods.
'Leon - moechtest Du einen Schuh auf den Kopf?
(Would you like a shoe on your head?)'
Leon grins all over and nods frantically...
and, needless to say, gets biscuit.

3-year old's logic I

'Suza-anne'
'Ye-es'
'Why is Spiderman called Spiderman?'
'Well, what do you think?' I cunningly throw the question back and frantically mime spidernet-throwing with my wrists.
'Because he wears a Spiderman costume'.
Doh.